I Know What You Did Last Summer

I've got stripes and anchors on my nails. Get at me, Cape Cod!

My Colors

Avery by Zoya, Blank Canvas by Milani, Fishnet Stockings by Essie, Ogre-the-Top Blue by OPI, Russian Navy by OPI, and Jancyn by Zoya.

First, I painted my nails with Avery.

Then I used Blank Canvas by Milani to draw white stripes. Blank Canvas has a really skinny brush so it's easy to paint straight lines!

Now it's time to draw my octopus friend.

First, I painted a red oval on my middle finger.

Then I painted the octopus' 8 tentacles (gotta be accurate).

I added little white dots on the tentacles to represent the octopus' suction cup things. I also painted eyes using Blank Canvas. Once that dried, I added blue pupils.

To make my manicure even more nautical, I painted a starfish on my pinkie and a dark blue anchor on my index finger. I'm really embracing Boston's obsession with sailboats and shit.

I Know What You Did Last Summer

Ten Super 90's Moments from I Know What You Did Last Summer

1. The sheer existence of this human being

2. Really the fact that these four were in a movie together. God bless the 90s!

3. Sarah Michelle Gellar on a parade float, wearing a tiara while sitting inside of a giant shell.

4. This super trendy arm bracelet paired with a black headband.

5. This 1997 version of Google Chrome.

6. The fact that even though this is a movie about high schoolers, most of the actors actually look like 30-year-olds.

There's no way that you're 17, girlfriend.

7. This newsboy cap and granny bra shirt magic.

8. This portable telephone.

9. Small sunglasses, Big overalls.

10. Back in the epoch before the Google Maps lady regularly saved my life. Back in the dark, dark times before I went to mapquest.com and printed out haphazard directions. I guess people used to handwrite directions on paper. That's some real 90's transportation right there.

I Know What You Did Last Summer begins with our four 90s heartthrobs hanging out on a beach at night. On their drive home, they hit a guy who jumps into the road. Ryan Phillippe, who appears honestly to believe that they'll all get the death penalty for this, insists that they just throw the body into the lake. He reasons that the crabs and sharks will probably eat the body. You know, those human-eating lake crabs with the ability to demolish incriminating evidence.

A year passes...

J. Love gets a letter that says... can you guess... "I know what you did last summer." At first, she thinks it's a prank but then this spooky dude starts murdering people with an ice pick, sooo yeah definitely not a prank. Ryan Phillippe, using some real genius logic, realizes that the killer wears a black raincoat and Freddie Prinze Jr. also owns a black raincoat. Phillippe confronts Prinze and is like YOU HAVE A BLACK RAINCOAT. MURDERER. Case closed!

J. Love, believing this raincoat rationale, sees Freddie Prinze Jr. and runs away in fear. Then this random creepy dude is like, "Run onto my boat and I'll save you from Freddie Prinze Jr." Surprise, surprise, random creepy dude is the ACTUAL murderer and Freddie Prinze Jr. is just a guy with a raincoat. For the next 15 minutes Jennifer Love Hewitt runs around this boat, trying to escape. Freddie Prinze comes to her rescue and uses his mad boat knowledge to make some booms swing and hooks fly and shit. In the end, the killer falls into the lake and dies. Yay!

Freddie Prinze Jr. is like, WOW, Jennifer Love Hewitt, you were almost murdered with an ice pick! This is the perfect time to say I love you. End of movie.